How to Block Celebrities with Magic

Magic is the formation, process, and reverberation of intention.  When you follow a celebrity, you give them the energy behind your intention.

It is useful to block celebrities.  Blocking them stymies the revenue they make from views and clicks even if you never followed them in the first place.  If you want to block celebrities where it counts -- at the level of egregores and astral pyramids that make up the basis of their power -- your goal should be to become as unlike celebrities as possible.  By becoming wholly unlike them, you strike at the root instead of lopping off branches.

No.1 Be Kind to Service People

There are many celebrities who get off on being rude and holier-than-thou, especially when it comes to service people.  There are celebrities who are so obnoxious, they don't allow people to look at them in person, which seems very odd as their careers are based on being looked at.  Unlike celebrities, most of us, including myself, have worked retail and waited tables.  It is NOT OK to leave without paying.  It is theft and if any of us normal people did it, we would be arrested and charged with a crime.  I am a proponent of tipping even when service is legitimately bad.  Long ago, when my husband and I were not yet married and dating, we went out to a restaurant and the waitress was terrible.  She messed up the order, took a crazy long time to serve the food, and brazenly flirted with my fiancee (now husband) despite him showing a distinct lack of interest.  He wasn't going to tip her at all, but I insisted he tip 10% because I know how awful waitressing is as a job.  I am not bitchy to any person who is serving me because unlike celebrities, I know at any moment the tables could be turned and I could be the one serving them.  Do unto others is a simple rule, that is why it is called the Golden Rule.

No. 2 Stop Obsessing About Your Looks

Celebrities are vain as hell.  Don't be vain.  They are terrified of natural aging.  Their view of aging as a disease that must be cured yields uncanny and ghastly results.  Refuse to get anything done.  Don't throw your hard-earned money into a plastic surgeon's luxury vacation fund or his McMansion lifestyle.  It's OK as an older person to leave being sexy to the younger crowd.  Chasing the appearance of being young and fertile after the age of 40 is more than a little pathetic.  70 isn't typically a sexy age and anyone who needs it to be should probably examine his or her priorities.  Personally, I find it creepy when 40 year olds look 20, and when I was 40 I easily passed for 28. When 70 year olds look 40, it's worse.  I am not saying discard all concern about your looks after hitting 40.  I am saying put it in a sensible place.  40+ should be about a transfer from the vitality of youth to the vitality of earned wisdom.  

No. 3 Stop Lending Your Precious Energy to Their Prefabricated Worlds

When you are heavily invested in gaming, following influencers, television, movies, sports, news, and fandom in general, you sacrifice the building of your own unique world for someone else's shabby image of escape.  Notice how seductive these worlds are. Meditate on how much time and resources you've given up to invest in activities that gave precious little in return.  It is much harder to develop a hobby, especially a skilled one that involves working with your hands, than to sit on your couch with a joystick or a remote, but at the end of your life, you'll have a great deal more to show for it. Pay attention to your own world of home and hearth instead of idly allowing your brain to be colonized by corporate-owned entities that don't have your best interests in mind.

No. 4 Don't Allow Them to Gatekeep

Let's say you are talented, cute, and hardworking.  When you set yourself out to get the attention you deserve, there are going to be sleazy people who want you to mold you in their disgusting image because misery loves company.  They will sense you have power and they will ask or coerce you to trade romantic or sexual favors in exchange for making you into a star.  Don't fall for their tricks.  If a would be gatekeeper makes a move on you, tell them it is a HARD NO and get as far away from that situation as you can as fast as your legs can carry you.  Their gatekept world is falling apart anyway as we speak.  Leave them to their shoddy, rehashed franchises and their Let Them Eat Cake posturing galas.  That scene is beyond cringe and jumped the shark long ago.  Better to remain in obscurity than to sell your soul for a trifling price.  Better to have three fans who truly get your art than three billion brainwashed sheeple.

No. 5 Don't Allow Them to Gaslight

Celebrities pretend to be the arbiters of taste and class.  We are not in the age of Pisces anymore.  Nobody is uniting under a single banner.  Celebrities don't get to make trends: you do what is right for yourself.  What looks good on you does not necessarily look good on other people.  One lifestyle does not suit all.  Celebrity beauty standards are warped and toxic.  If you like a style, wear it, and screw what anyone else says.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, yet the only beauty that actually matters is what comes from the inside.

No. 6 Clean Up Your Own Messes

From leaving hotel rooms trashed to flying around on private jets, celebrities do not take responsibility for their own messes.  Many of them think they are far too good to care for their own kids, cook their own food, do their own dishes, unclog their own sinks, sweep their own floors, saw their own wood, and grow their own vegetables. The very last thing a celebrity is willing to do is clean her own toilet.  I clean my toilet every day and I thank it with this rhyme: "Toilet, toilet handling waste, thank you for your saving grace."

No. 7 Clean Up Other People's Messes

I don't like to admit I do this because I don't want to virtue signal, but I pick up trash in the forest preserve when I go there and I pick up trash around stores.  I go to the dollar store fairly regularly and once day I noticed the view of a meadow right beyond the store was quite beautiful. The only thing ruining it was some trash that had accumulated by a nearby fence.  I took about 5-10 minutes out of my day and collected the trash and threw it in the garbage can.  The spirit of place there communicated to me by showing me a brief vision of some children in the future.  The children noticed the beautiful view and there was no trash to distract their young minds from its loveliness.  

No. 8 Be Grateful For What You Have Instead of Chasing MORE MORE MORE

There's a native American creature of legend called the Wendigo.  It's a cannibal monster.  The more people it eats, the thinner and hungrier it gets.  The reason celebrities move so frequently, take so many luxury vacations, get plastic surgery and injections, and change sexual partners so often is because they don't know how to be happy with what they have already got.  A disclaimer: sometimes you've got to leave old things behind.  Say you were born into an abusive family -- that's reason to leave.  On a less dramatic front, things and people change and need to be replaced.  Within limits, newness can be very good.  Celebrities take a good thing too far.  Their overlarge homes and ridiculous overconsumption should be avoided: not only is their greed terrible for the environment, it is a terrible reflection of the state of their souls.  During the Great Depression, there's a saying attributed to President Calvin Coolidge: Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.  Question anything you have to buy new: can you do without it?  Buy used and thrift.  Give things away you're not using.  If you hate something about the way you look, focus your attention on disciplining your mind, not fixing what you think makes you ugly.  The problem is your attitude, not your nose or your cellulite, trust.

If you are in a long term romantic relationship, consider keeping it.  Celebrities rarely do that.  I have been married to the same guy for 24 years...my first and only marriage.  My parents were married for 59 years until death did they part.  It's difficult to be married for decades.  Focusing on the positive is an absolute must.  A sense of humor can and will save your marriage far sooner than counseling ever will.  

The bottom line is if you want to become unlike most celebrities, you have to focus on the good within yourself most of all and before everything else.  Develop an obsession with your own strength and uniqueness, not theirs.  You are the one who matters.  You get yourself up in the morning.  You are the one who must ultimately forge your own path.  Make your path one of self-discipline, thoughtfulness, doing unto others, humility, and gratitude and you will overcome the cacomagic of celebrities via your own positive force.