Maybe I'm just a bitch but I've always hated long, fake nails. They advertise the wearer as useless and tacky. On a biological man it seems worse. A man who does not know how to work with his hands had better have a sparkling personality or a scathing wit, because otherwise absolutely nothing is being brought to the table. It's almost a guarantee the personality is as dull as the hair and nails are flashy though... kind of goes with the territory. A bunch of sound and fury, signifying nothing.